âHoney, I think we should start
not seeing other peopleâ
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Okay, here's the thing: I know this couple â theyâve been together for a while. And theyâre religious. Iâd say âChristianâ, but one of them is full on Catholic, and from experience, some Christians donât necessarily consider Catholics to be âin the faithâ, as it were.
Anyway, this couple are quite devout. To the point where, as I understand it, they donât actually have intercourse. Yet.
So. Not sleeping with each other. Totally dedicated to each other, though. Been together a while. Maybe it started to get boring, this not sleeping with each other â a bit methodical and predictable. Because now they've suddenly announced that theyâre in an open relationship.
Forgive me, but how the hell does that work?
Rather than not sleeping with each other exclusively, theyâve decided to start not sleeping with other people.
Perhaps theyâll try to spice it up in the bedroom â not sleeping with the same person. A mirage a trois. Or quatre. Or cinq. Full on orgies they could not be having. Kinky.
Actually, all this sexy talk has gotten me a bit hot. Iâm not gonna go into the next room and relieve myself. Who knows, I may even lay awake tonight, not fantasizing about them.