Okay, sorry - I just couldn't resist.
Just like my mate Nick who, likewise, couldn't resist posting the story of 'Beshine', the stage name of Mayra Hills, who allegedly has the largest fake breasts in the known universe. For Nick, it demonstrates the new era of absurdy. I just love how this particular clickbait is the ultimate booby trap. And I have a nice visual punchline for it.
So here we go:
No. These are:
(This reminds me of an old blog post entitled Bosom Buddies - proceed if you dare.)