I was just in the process of unwrapping a âmedia kitâ version of the new Machine Gun Fellatio album On Ice in order to familiarise myself with the material prior to interviewing bandmember Pinky Beecroft in a couple of daysâ time â (get a load of his bio:
Pinky Beecroft plays: keys, pads, main vocals, mindgames. Generally acknowledged as the cunt of the band. Pinky is a recluse who never quite makes it home.
Pinky was raised in secrecy in a Swedish convent.
I only got as far as taking the disc out of the plain, die-cut sleeve, before they had me cacking. It bears the legend:
UNMASTERED VERSION FOR MEDIA USE ONLY SO DONâT UPLOAD IT YET FUCKERS
Looking forward to the interview.