Shock Horror: Lily Potter shagged Hagrid!
Sunday, July 01, 2012
Yep, you read it right: Lily Potter and Hagrid had an affair. The kidsâll be freaking out!
Not all of them, mind. The more precocious ones who indulge in Harry Potter fanfiction will have explored that eventuality. But I can just about hear Hagrid now: "It's an outrage! It's a scandal!" Or I would, if it wasn't about Hagrid.
The evidence is there: Hagrid did seem to take quite a shine to 'young Harry' and his companions. Wouldn't it make for an interesting prequel: Lily Potter, virtually the 'Virgin Mary' of the Gen Y generation, having given birth to the their saviour, Harryâ¦
And who could blame Lily? Hagrid, after all, was half giant. (Bet you can guess which half!)
Of course, their relationship took place quite a while ago - back when Lily Potter was DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon and Rubeus Hagrid was Dr Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald.
That's what I realised when I revisited the series Cracker (the British series, not the US series later retitled Fitz for overseas consumption).