Stand and Deliver!

Doing the rounds on the interwebs last night was the link to Cellular Solutions' staff page.

It was awesome.

I thought it was a front for an escort agency.

You scroll down the page ofrow upon row of beauteous chicks, until you get to the upper levels of management. Who have every right to be smug.

Unsurprisingly, the site's currently down for maintenance, inundated with traffic, no doubt.

Wish I'd been clever enough to take some screen shots.

Thankfully Metro UK did.

(Thanks to Annemarie for pointing this out).

A little while ago, Choice (formerly Choice Magazine, but since it now has a strong online presence, just Choice) enjoyed its fiftieth anniversary, celebrating with the inaugural Shonky Awards, at which the ten most “unsafe, unethical, dishonest of plain hilarious” products of the last twelve months are unveiled. The event was hosted by the Rampaging Roy Slaven and H.G. Nelson (ie ‘Roy & H.G.’).

There is a short film that has been compiled from the event — which I attended in my capacity as wearer-of-a-shirt-of-a-podcast-that-doesn’t-get-advertised-any- other-way. I made the final cut and, to celebrate, lifted some ‘stills’ (screen caps) of me pontificating at the event, for the sheer hell of it. Annemarie Lopez’s right side appears as itself.