Suddenly, a parcel arrives, and I'm excited - I see by the packaging that it's from Tom Waits. Well, it's Tom Waits merchandise, from Anti, the label he's signed to. A hoody, from a new line of clothing. I'm plenty excited.
I'm reaching for my phone, to take a photo of it before I've opened it.
I know I'm gonna blog about this.
Already, I'm formulating the title:
'Tom Waits for No One'?
Nah. I'd have to have used that before, surely.
'Clothing Time', after the title of his debut album.
And then - I kid you not - I wake up.
I purchase merchandise related to the artists I love, over the internet. While I sleep. And then devise stupid puns for blogposts, ensuring - to the best of my ability - that I'm not repeating a stupid pun I devised earlier. While I sleep.
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