Tim Bailey and Sam Kekovich
I've had too much fun picking on Tim Bailey before - that time he was plagued by broadcastis interruptus:
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This time it's not as much fun. But it's still funny: Tim delivers his spiel about how much we love a classic Australian summer with a classic Aussie barbie and a game of cricket, with our beloved lambassador, Sam Kekovich. "What's sizzling, Sammy?"
"Howdy, Tiny Tim!" is all Sam has time to say.
You can't help but know there's a batsman thinking, 'Damn, I missed Tim!' - unless it was Merrick Watts, clearing the way for his 'throw another steak on the barbie' beef campaign.
Or are they?
Why is the only change of shot the point at which the cricket ball hits him? Why not just one unbroken take?
Has this been staged?
Is it the best lamb barbecue attention-getter yet? Well, no it isn't. Actually, once you've watched it twice, you realise it's a bit sh*t, quite frankly. Interesting to see if it works.
Does it make you want to eat lamb more? Or does it make you want to punch Tim Bailey and Sam Kekovich in the head more?
I think Merrick's campaign is better:
Over to you, Gruen Transfer.