Stand and Deliver!

Hey boys and girls, this week’s ironic acronym is ‘MILF’. It doesn’t stand for ‘Muslim I’d Like to Friend’ – (although where Michelle Leslie is concerned, it might – image pilfered from The Age):

No, according to news reports of a recent Philippine jailbreak, it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an Islamist military group from the southern Philippines initially accused of and subsequently denying any  involvement.

So just be careful which curvaceous burqa-clad form you declare a ‘MILF’. Or ‘da bomb’, for that matter.