Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) YOUR NAME?
A fine ass boy at my school
a boy at my school [a]
2) YOUR AGE?
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: a prime number great than 25 but less than 50. [b]
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
Valley Girl: Oh my God! Youâre like physic or something. Howâd you know I was thinking â37â?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
âOh my God! I'm turning 37 next weekâ¦ the late -30sâ¦ and I still haven't picked a career!â
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie Clerks).
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
3) ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hottest chick in town, loves to make you smile. Potheadâ¦ oh yes. But she will never fail to be there for you, and she has already found her love so donât try. Sexy as hell, hates rules. Canât stand to be closed in. Needs room to be free and to let it all out. [c]
Damn... that is one cool annemarie.
4) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
âIâm cleaning my closet.â
âWhere are you shoving all your stuff then?â
5) FAVOURITE COLOUR?
A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary. It is a mispronunciation of the word âMoronâ
âWhat a Maroon!â âWill ya get a load of this maroon!â [d]
Capital of Italy, the âEternal Cityâ.
âRomaâ in Italian. [e]
7) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The idea of perfection. The eighth month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
8) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
A word americans don't know how to spell
n. Short for âDominantâ. The dominant person in a BDSM relationship or encounter.
She's looking for a dom who has knowledge of tying complicated knots.
10) LAST THING U HAD TO EAT?
Bacon and eggs
When you bang your friendâs hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say âwassupâ to your friend, forever humiliating him.
I bacon and eggsâd my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.
b: The phenomenon described in this definition is probably what gives rise to Rule 37, also beautifully defined an illustrated in the Urban Dictionary.
c: Almost totally accurate!
d: Best definition is the fifth one, offering possible origins for Bugs Bunnyâs insult: a possible reference to the Pottsville Maroons, a football team with the best NFL record in 1925, but âso dumb that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the NFL championshipâ.
e: Most boring. Definition. Evah!