Stand and Deliver!

Nothing’s gonna top being re-tweeted and LOLed by Stephen Fry in a hurry, but I did enjoy this brief conversation with Ros Reines.

Her pages in Sydney’s Sunday Telegraph include a section entitled ‘Guess Who Don’t Sue’, containing tidbits of anonymous celebrity folly. They’ll outline affairs, addictions, tantrums and acts of sartorial ineptitude perpetrated more publicly than should be considered wise. So how could I resist?

I still say it’d be cool if the section had an entry that teased, ‘which gossip columnist was evicted from a Chanel premiere for turning up in sweats?’

Of course, that would require someone in the celebrity-industrial complex who actually had a real sense of humour and could laugh at  themselves.

 Like the lady said, “as if that would ever happen”

Although, to be fair to Ros – (What? A blogger being fair to a tabloid journo? As if that would ever happen!) – when I did point this out, she did make a bit of a concession…

Although, again, if I'm to be totally honest – I’m not sure what she means.