Stand and Deliver!

I was just in the process of unwrapping a ‘media kit’ version of the new Machine Gun Fellatio album On Ice in order to familiarise myself with the material prior to interviewing bandmember Pinky Beecroft in a couple of days’ time – (get a load of his bio:

Pinky Beecroft plays: keys, pads, main vocals, mindgames. Generally acknowledged as the cunt of the band. Pinky is a recluse who never quite makes it home.

Pinky was raised in secrecy in a Swedish convent.

I only got as far as taking the disc out of the plain, die-cut sleeve, before they had me cacking. It bears the legend:

UNMASTERED VERSION FOR MEDIA USE ONLY SO DON’T UPLOAD IT YET FUCKERS